Ummm what can I say?

I feel it's only fair to share my disdain for the politically retarded. Sarah Palin has received too much of my attention lately and I am all about fair. So today's candidate to walk away with a Paradox Patch thorn in their butt is *drum roll please* the man whose nose is permanantly brown thanks to John McCain:

Mitt Romney!!

I found this today and thought it very enlightening. One of the things that bugs me is when people form opinions in ignorance. And I doubt Mitt Romney will read this article, or even think twice of that man in the wheelchair. Mitt seems the type to only understand if you speak s-l-o-w-l-y. I mean c'mon he's been a Mormon his whole life and only found out that morally, we aren't cool with abortion?? He has to be like 3 times my age. I think they just shellaced him when he was like 50, right?? I saw the fetus in the trash can movie when I was 12. Anyway, this is for Mitt:

Huge Stash of Marijuana Found in Ancient Tomb
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Journal of Experimental Botany

Duuuuuude! The world's oldest stash of marijuana has been found in far western China, according to an article in the Journal of Experimental Botany.

An ancient Caucasian people, probably the Indo-European-speaking Yuezhi whose fair-haired mummies keep turning up in Xinjiang province, seem to have buried one of their shamans with a whopping 789 grams of high-potency pot 2,700 years ago.

That's about 28 ounces of killer green bud, worth perhaps $8,000 at today's street prices, and enough to keep Harold and Kumar happy for a couple of days.

"It was common practice in burials to provide materials needed for the afterlife," lead author Ethan B. Russo, a practicing neurologist and prominent medicinal-marijuana advocate based in Missoula, Mont., tells the Canadian Press. "No hemp or seeds were provided for fabric or food. Rather, cannabis as medicine or for visionary purposes was supplied."

But the researchers couldn't tell if the weed was meant to be smoked or eaten. No pipes, bongs or rolling papers were found in the tomb.

The ancient Greek historian Herodotus relates how the Scythians, Iranian-speaking nomads who roamed the steppes to the west of the Yuezhi in the first millennium B.C., liked to throw marijuana onto bonfires to induce trancelike states. It's possible the buried shaman followed similar practices.

The lame Harold and Kumar, stoned surfer dude, stuff is due to Fox trying to actually report something legit, but they have to dumb it down for their audience. Sorry for that.





Can you imagine what the spawn of Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin would be like???