So I'm sure everyone knows that Joe the Plumber has been promoted to Joe the War Correspondent for Pajamas Media. One wonders how he got a degree in journalism so fast. He actually explained that he's been watching the news and reading what he can and working hard so he could 'pronounciate' all the words he'd be needing. He's not afraid of traveling into a war zone, he said that he felt protected because as a Christian God is protecting him going into Israel. I hope he doesn't ask any of the "Average Joes" in the Middle East if they feel protected by the Christian God, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be a good question for a Jew or a Muslim. He says "I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war (sic). I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I think it's asinine. You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them. Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer-and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers." Yeah we all long for the old days when everyone was happy and excited when their loved ones went to risk life and limb, not to mention sanity to fight against people who were fighting for THEIR countries, as well. Imagine his disappointment when he was told that he, as a foreign journalist, was not allowed near war. Unless he put on an Israeli uniform (Ooooo then we could go to the theater and watch him on the screen and be happy and proud). So barred from the Gaza strip, what's a Joe to do? He picks a fight with an Israeli reporter. I can't wait 'til next week to see what Joe the Epitome of Mainstream America does next.
Sexy Sarah's been busy. She's gone green. No, no, she's not going to stop aerial shooting wolves or making up stories about thanks but no thanks and probably not even find out the value of fruit flies in the study of genetic. She's green with envy. She's been hating on Caroline Kennedy also both Katie Couric and Tina Fey who have recently won awards in their respective fields (Fey, best actress in a comedy for 30 Rock) because she thinks that they "exploited her."
Ironic that after all that exploitation she would agree to appear on SNL. Also, in Esquire, Mike Huckabee refutes the idea that Palin was the victim of bad press. "Now I must say I did not think that either the Charlie Gibson interview or the Katie Couric interviews were unfair. In fact, if anything, Katie Couric was extraordinarily gentle, even helpful. [Palin] just... I don't know what happened. I can't explain it. It was not a good interview. I'm being charitable."
In the same issue of Esquire, she states "Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me...."
I guess that makes us 'Fake Americans' or 'Anti Americans'. Unfortunately we are also the Americans who VOTED, campaigned, donated and supported our candidates. I assume she means bloggers who voted Obama/Biden. I suppose that IS annoying. WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Palin is pretty sure she's have won with Obama.. Ummm, honey you're Republican and you said he was palling around with terrorists. You allowed people to shout "Kill him" "Terrorist" etc. You have been found guilty of ethics violations (yeah I know her self appointed group found her innocent, but the Alaska Supreme Court found her guilty.
This speaks for itself:
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin sent out a fundraising solicitation today that charged that "the Obama/Biden Democrats have been vicious in their attacks directed toward me, my family and John McCain."
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/09/obama-to-media.html
All I can say is just keep talking Joe and Sarah. You are definately comic relief.
But one little word of advice from a pathetic blogger (I'm not bored, anonymous, nor am I less intelligent than you) You know how to lie, so stop holding out. Stand behind your new President. He's smart, he's open, he's proven to keep his word. Take a week to be gracious and then take your shiny new passport and hit the road with Joe the War Correspondent. You don't want him out qualifying you.
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