Okay I'm on an Island and I'm slow on catching the news..

So the Somali pirates have a U.S. citizen... A smart one so we need him. Whoever is in charge of watching the pirates through the spyglass thing when Captain Phillips escaped temporarily should be thrown in the brig or something because as soon as he jumped we should have blown them out of the water. Is he the only crew member on there? (You can really answer me because I don't know.) I also think they should send the governor of Nevada to switch places with Phillips. Perhaps the pirates would like to hear a stupid Governor who can't take some responsibility for his own mistakes. They could give him advice. I mean, let's think of ways Nevada could raise money for it's residents (and I well know that Las Vegas is suffering. I think of my family there). They could legalize gambling, oh yeah, casino mecca. Prostitution?? Mustang Ranch (a modest example). Whatever, suck it up Jim Gibbons. Whining through the newspaper to the President is no more noble than threatening rape. Stop costing Nevada money.
They could also send the Rush and Beck to deal with it. Glenn Beck could pour gas on Rush (because the cost of gas plummets when the Dems are in office threatening the country with renewable resources). Save the gas though. Stick a wick in Limbaugh, light it and let the tallow burn til it hits the hot air. If you launch him at them he's blow like a Molotov Cocktail.
And President Obama...beware of states that think you need more experience or education before they bestow their worthless honorary degrees on you. They stink of bigotry or greed.
Tea parties, wingnuts, bigotry, and lack of respect. Somali pirates are no more sick and wrong than a good portion of Americans. You think that all of this anti-Obama talk is coming from honest people? People who have nothing to gain by riling the ignorant masses?? It's embarrassing.

Oh and btw, Glenn Beck, I wish you'd get excommunicated from our church. You are a despicable person selling your conversion story. Do you pay tithes on that dvd? Taxes? Who do you want to keep fighting these wars that Bush and company got us into? Maybe, just maybe, we're going to need all the citizens we can get to replace our soldiers that thought that they died in an honorable war.