The future generation is being cheated.

Has it ever occurred to these illustrious people that talk about every aspect of every loving political thing no matter how silly or asinine are confusing our children. Sean Hannity pointed out once again that our President is an elitist. His trip with VP Biden to grab a burger was hit by the media and we can always depend on one of the desperate talking head loons to make a 5 minute story about it. So our President really is an elitist. More devastating than that to me is that I am too. I am going to have to confess this dirty little secret to my children and I'm afraid it will make them lose all respect for me. President Obama asked for mustard and no ketchup on his burger. I too, love mustard. But our President will NOT eat commoners mustard like Frenches (although aren't we mad at at the French for wising up to the fact that the war in Iraq was a big fat lie? Brilliant little traitors. I hate people who don't enjoy war for the sake of war. (*sarcasm on the off chance that didn't translate well*) But President Obama ordered spicy or Dijon mustard. Okay, I like spicy mustard. I even order hot mustard for my Chicken McNuggets... I have no reason to go on living.
But onto the tragic, role models for our children. First Specter keeps changing parties and changes his story daily on which party he's going to support and then withdrawn to the comments as jokes. I would have thought he'd learn his lesson when in 2007 at the Rainbow Room he bombed on Polish jokes.. Okay, duh.
However the worst blow to the GOP came today. Joe the Plumber has quit the GOP. Our average Joe. Our lovable, ever wise Joe The Plumber, the team mascot has defected. How will we go on? How are we supposed to know that our children aren't safe around homosexuals??? I mean, it never occurred to me that it could be contagious. I'm not sure I can go on with my life. Is there a support group? And will these people who aren't happy with the current face of the GOP, start their own party? Like NINEN: No Intelligence,No Education Necessary. Can things get any worse for the GOP? I shudder to think of the possibilities.

A pity party and you're invited.

So Joe the Plumber is still whoring himself out to prolong his 15 minutes of fame. He recently spoke to >spit< Glenn Beck >spit< about how he felt after spending time on the campaign trail with McCain.
Snipped from Think Progress:

He told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt "dirty" after "being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place."

"I honestly felt even more dirty after I had been on the campaign trail and seen some things that take place. It was scary, man," Wurzelbacher said. He told Beck he asked McCain "some pretty direct questions" about the bailout, and wasn't pleased with the response. "They appalled me, absolutely. You know, I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.

Asked why he didn't leave McCain's campaign if he was "appalled" by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, "Honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more."
While Wurzelbacher was critical of McCain, he gushed about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. "Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal," he said.

I'm not sure we can trust his judgement at this point because honestly he got the most honest deal. I mean Tito the builder was just a one night stand. Ships passing in the night,so to speak, and I really get the feeling that Joe Sixpack may not remember it at all. Seriously, taking advange of someone when they are drunk?? That is all KINDS of shady.
We may never know how things would have worked out with Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin, but I am willing to bet money that a plumber doesn't make enough money to pay for that wardrobe.
As for Obama, I don't think Joe would even give him a chance... Freakin' tease!