Blogging... Weird word.

So I started to blog because I have delusions of grandeur that some day, long in the future, my name will be spoken with reverence and awe, like Aristotle or Plato. Then I remember that if you abandon internet accounts for long they get deleted, so that brings me hurtling into the reality that I'm never going to be anything more than a domestic goddess. A remarkably smart, intuitive bordering on psychic, almost always right and EXTREMELY humble domestic goddess, but that all goes mostly over most people's head... Sad, that.
I've never been good at keeping a written journal, partly because I'm too lazy and partly because it could be used as evidence to convict me in some heinous crime. Blogging is much simpler and I usually do it when I'm irate at someone. So it's mostly a daily thing. I moved it to protect my family from the harsh reality that I'm the remarkably smart, intuitive bordering on psychic, almost always right and EXTREMELY humble member of the family and my opinions not only offend, but I think there are family members who would shave their heads, give up worldly possessions, and wear only a gunny sack if it gave them a reason to disagree with me. So I started my blog here with a very clear warning. I WILL likely offend, so if you read this and get mad, don't call me screaming in tones only dogs can hear. Because I can only respond to that like I do in most of these things. I TOLD YOU SO. It interests me who reads my blog. I am usually logged on to voodoodoll.com for a different reason each day. (Again I changed the name of the website to protect the idiots who actually check this stuff so if you go there, I can't promise you what you will find because I just made it up, you might get hexed.) And the really weird part is that at first because I figured my genius was going largely unnoticed, I called my mom or read it to my family which all responded with a groan like it's a punishment or something. Then I discovered something very interesting.I actually have a small following. An odd assortment of people, and some even make me go "HUH???". Since I didn't believe anyone would actually come here I usually use the label thing for one last insult so it makes me wonder.... Just what, exactly, were some of you looking for when you found me???