Sarah Palin brought a lot of enthusiasm and vigor among her mindless groupies with her attempt at playing politician but slips into fluffy cheerleader. (Fortunately this is more in keeping with their level of comprehension). One of the things she'll be fondly remembered for is her "DRILL BABY, DRILL"... Ahhh those carefree days. She's not saying it anymore!
Palin vs. Oil Spill
Okay so now, not ONLY has President Obama become President pulling off the best scam ever by getting the State of Hawaii to run birth announcements when he was born somehow mystically knowing he'd become President someday but NOW he's found a way to make the Republicans (mainly Palin and Steele)look bad (like they need help). He slipped unnoticed from the White House, dove under a massive oil rig, blew it up so it would pump unimaginable amounts of oil into the ocean, in what is shaping up to be the worst oil spill ever, into the Gulf of Mexico to PROVE he's more intelligent than the Republican Party.
This would be like, Nostradamus on speed. Or some kind of omnipotent, immortal, freak of nature. If THAT was the case, why would anyone want to piss him off? If he can do things like that to become President of the United States, he's definitely going to start smiting gaggles of stupid people any old day now!
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