I'm updating this for people who don't get my humor at the obvious.. Yeah, it ruins the joke to have to explain it but not everyone who reads this blog are rocket scientists. Sorry, smart people, for the tedium.
Obviously 24 hour news is a bad idea and reality TV is all the rage so here's my plan. Put together reality shows starring politicians or political commentators.
Amazing Race: Sarah Palin and Mark Sanford (Remember the Russia from Palin manor and the trip to hike the Appalachian Trail when Sanford was ACTUALLY with his mistress in Argentina?)
The Biggest Loser: Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh (Obviously two fat stupid men who could use a jog around the block)
The Real Housewives of Alaska: Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, and Willow Palin (That one is obvious, and completely possible. Sarah loves reality shows!)
American Idol : Rod Blagojevich )
Survivor: Mitt Romney (has he made the WORSE alliances ever??) Remember when McCain promised to nominate him vice if he helped him win Utah? He nominated the worst setback to womankind in history, like, THE NEXT DAY. And that was after THIS: http://crooksandliars.com/2008/02/14/romney-endorses-mccain
Jersey Shore: John Bohner. He's got the orange glow down from GTL, can he keep up with the gym and laundry.
Updated 2/20
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