Suck on THAT Glenn Beck!!!

Jon Stewart accidentally cut himself during a segment about Wienergate. That's real blood, none of that fake-o crap that exudes from Glenn Beck's fat, lying, black-hole-for-a-soul body.

Stewart's ratings have soared above Faux News and he's taking flak for taking it easy on his good friend Anthony Weiner. Personally I haven't had the stomach for his jokes on the matter, but it's not been enough for man other news outlets. Wait... OTHER news outlets?? The Daily Show isn't a news show and Jon Stewart is nothing but a stand up comedian with a degree in psychology!! He's not even on a decent news channel unless your news comes from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (which is where Sarah Palin got HER degree :P