Weinergate

This pains me, it really does. It's so hard on me to see a member of the party of mostly honest and virtuous politicians take a hit like this. I know gentle reader, you are probably a feverish Republican holding onto the idea that Bush wasn't as responsible for the enormous loss of life since 9/11 as bin Laden was. Or that Sarah Palin really can see Russia and you've probably plugged your ears when everyone tries to tell the TRUE account of Paul Revere and said "lalalala I can't hear you!" You think "What? Why is the Queen of the Patch so twisted on who the party of skank really is?? It's because in the last several years the Republicans have gained ground on the pervymeter. I'm not forgetting Bill Clinton. Actually he is one of the worst in history not because he was a hopeless horndog but because HE LIED ABOUT IT!!! I don't know why the country persists on holding the government employees up to some virtue scale that most of the voters don't obey themselves. So you're a cheating ho-bag.. I DON'T CARE! But don't do it on taxpayer's time or money. And in the name of all that is good and holy if you are asked if you are a ho-bag, you say "That would really be none of your business, is it now?" UNLESS you've violated some law or done something at MY personal expense. Then you say "Yes.. I'm sorry, I'm a ho-bag who did bad things on your dime and I am going to step down and not cost you another cent by fighting this."

John Edwards (Dem ho-bag) should go to prison. I saw that one coming before I chose my candidate for 2008. His poor wife deserves a special place in heaven for dealing with him.

Mark Sanford (Rep ho-bag) should go to prison too but perhaps in Argentina because he was just the most stupid ho-bag on the planet.

Eliot Spitzer (Dem ho-bag)"Client #9 is just sad with his prostitution scandal. He couldn't find a freebie?? Okay he's really not cute... n/m

Bob Barr (Rep ho-bag) Defense of Marriage Act: 'to protect marriage from homosexuals who seek to destroy it by, um, getting married.' Licking whipped cream off of strippers at his inaugural party. He was on his 3rd wife (really defense of marriage?). Not sure what his position was on dead-beat dads (he didn't pay child support) or abortion (he DID pay for a wife's abortion).

IF you are pushing a bill to send gay people directly to hell for immorality, you don't get to be immoral at all. Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom is pretty ironic, dontcha think??? I mean come on, really? You are the poster man of Gay People R Going 2 Hell Club. Right Larry Craig (Rep ho-bag)?? He resigned, to his credit, until he unresigned... And there were just so many others that had rode the hypocrite express.

Mark Foley (Rep ho-bag) Chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children, he introduced legislation targeting online sexual predators. As he explained to an NPR interviewer in 2002, "Where I have to draw the line is using children for the excitement of those more mature people who should know the difference and know better." I won't post the completely disgusting and horrifying messages he sent his 16 y/o male page, but let's just say EWWWWWW! (Google if you don't believe me but I warn you it's graphic)

John Ensign (Rep ho-bag) Used influence to get the husband of his mistress a job. He resigned.

Chris Lee (Rep. ho-bag)(What is it with the New York Repugs??? Sent nasty pics to a chick he found on Craig's list?? WTH?? Hasn't enough horror came from Craig's list? CRAIG should be serving time!!!! He resigned.

David Vitter (Rep ho-bag) Prostitute junky and stop sign murderer. Didn't resign.

Mark Souder (Rep ho-bag) Souder and his aide also filmed a PSA advocating abstinence. The aide he had an affair with... Resigned.

Now you see I tried to be fair by alternating parties, but Republicans HAVE taken the lead lately. Sure I've missed a few, I could go back in time and shock you some more. But my point is this: If your name is Weiner, people are just WAITING for you to do something stupid, but nasty pics on Twitter??? DUDE? Are you stupid?? Oh yeah, yeah you are. You didn't even make it umm.. Difficult to find now did you? Resign. For the love of the Democrat party, RESIGN!!!

And let this be a lesson Rick Santorum. You're last name has people all a twitter (heh) so you better mind your P's and Q's. I'll let Google solve that one for my readers too, but again I warn you. It will scar you for life!