Stalker Magnet, yup that's me!

Okay.. I whine about The Headache Whose Name I Can't Utter a lot. A LOT! But here's another of my lesser known problems (lesser known only if you don't know me).. I am a FREAK MAGNET! What is it that enchants these freaky ass people, seriously? I mean I'm funny, breathtakingly fascinating, spunky, mildly opinionated, and some would say I was totally hot (not my words but it's been said). But what is with the sustained anger and hatred? The attacks? The weirdness of trying to get more info?? What if I got all Kung Fu Panda and decided to out weird them?? I could do it ya know. I think the latest has made me the most nervous. He informed me that the majority of Utah women are vicious. Now that's just stupid and unrealistic, except maybe in my case. So who stalks a vicious chick?? A complete tard. That's who!